The word is that a dreadful contagion, The Lurgi, is sweeping Britain, indeed the world… and it’s now known to be invading Australia’s Blue Mountains.
Here is a YouTube clip of a victim who is brought down by this terrible disease while attempting to sing…
The only known cure is prolonged exposure to said infection.
Warning; when exposed to this pestilence, fits of laughter and other unsightly physical responses may affect the victim.
To expose yourself and be cured, book here.